Three people dubbed "dumb, dumber and dumbest" have been arrested Monday after attempting to saw an ATM out of a concrete wall.
A witness saw the three suspects attempting to remove the Bank of America ATM and called San Jose Police.
The police department said on Twitter: "The three suspects fled in a vehicle as units arrived at the location. Their driving was not any better than their attempted theft."
Early this morning while most of the city slept, a trio of criminals, dumb, dumber, and dumbest, thought they could saw this ATM out of a concrete wall.
— San José Police Media Relations (@SJPD_PIO) December 19, 2022
A witness reported what was occurring and our Officers responded immediately. pic.twitter.com/zje8gcj6zl
They then crashed into a light pole in the city of Milpitas. Two suspects fled on foot, but lost a foot chase with officers—all three were arrested, police said.
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