The Standard Staff

Birth-control heist at San Mateo Target lands would-be thieves in jail, cops say

Peninsula police say they caught the four suspects with pilfered pills, a stolen car and a bunch of street drugs. 

People are going to the bathroom in an iconic San Francisco shopping mall’s elevators, and it’s getting worse according to staff.

There’s something for everyone, whether you’re feeling the Valentine’s spirit or trying to embrace your inner Taylor Swift.

Zeke Vogel, owner of Roxy the husky, acknowledges that “the way I took care of her wasn’t acceptable.”

Vehicles often block bike lanes around the city, but writing more tickets is likely not the solution. 
