Director of Audio

Sophie Bearman

The saga of JFK drive—and exactly what it should look like going forward—continues.

The proposed ordinance would make JFK a one-way for cars and reopen Conservatory Drive.

San Francisco’s police chief, meanwhile, says he’s worried the shooting that killed Bonnie Franklin will trigger retaliatory violence.

“They are making sure to cut anything that would sound or even be construed as DEI-esque,” one former employee said.

‘You might go home and have the best sex of your life,’ the event organizer theorized.