News Reporter

Ezra Wallach

At Alpha School, students do only two hours of academic work a day, and tuition costs $75,000.

At 69, the legendary party planner is still orchestrating A-list events like Eve Jobs’ nuptials. How does he stay on top?

The semi-private club hopes to woo a new generation with caviar, classic cocktails, and a surprisingly low membership fee. 

“It gives the little guy a fighting chance,” one supporter said of raising the cap.

Their identity is a secret. But their mission seems simple: Purge the mayor’s page of anything remotely critical and highlight his accomplishments.