Outgoers is a weekly column published in partnership with the event newsletter of the same name founded by Josh Constine. Each week, Outgoers texts readers a list of San Francisco events and activities worthy of their time. The Standard features those events, plus a few extra. Sign up for Outgoers by clicking this link (opens in new tab) on your phone.
FOG Design + Art fair
Contemporary galleries from around the world send their best works to Fort Mason for this inspiring show across multiple buildings.
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- Date and time
- Thursday, Jan. 23, to Sunday, Jan. 26, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Magnificent Magnolias
The 200 gorgeous magnolia trees are in full bloom at the Gardens of Golden Gate Park.
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- Date and time
- Through March
‘Forgotten Places of Beings and Things’
It’s the closing reception for this show of ornate dioramas by Hari & Deepti at the underground alleyway gallery Heron Arts in SoMa.
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- Date and time
- Thursday, Jan. 23, 5 to 8 p.m.
Startup comedy roast
See comics and tech bigwigs roast startups ranging from the legitimate to the wantrepreneurs, featuring talent seen on Netflix and Comedy Central.
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- Date and time
- Thursday, Jan. 23, 5:30 to 8:30 p.m.
‘Magma’ immersive dance experience
The Midway’s artist-in-residence, Post:ballet, unveils a contemporary dance show that spans six rooms. Each night’s show is unique, and DJs play afterward on Friday and Saturday.
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- Date and time
- Thursday, Jan. 23, to Sunday, Jan. 26, 8 p.m.
Tom Segura’s ‘Come Together’
The Netflix standup star and podcaster brings his latest comedy show to Chase Center.
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- Date and time
- Friday, Jan. 24, 7:30 p.m.
Good Ol’ American Satire clown show
If the inauguration has you bummed out, catch clown performances laced with humor about the fall of our late-stage capitalistic empire.
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- Date and time
- Friday, Jan. 24, to Sunday, Jan. 26, 8 p.m.
Live punk band karaoke
Sing your heart out backed by a live punk band at this free party at Mission bar Kilowatt.
- Date and time
- Friday, Jan. 24, 8 p.m.
Slow street party
Celebrate SF shutting down more streets to cars with local art and musicians from the Haight, free coffee and waffles, and fun vendors.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Jan. 15, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Community sand art
Drop in and help Andres Amador make giant sand murals on Ocean Beach that look epic from the cliffs. The artist will provide the tools.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Jan. 25, 1:30 to 3:30 p.m.
Grammy’s House backyard concert with Jamie Drake
The experimental dance-pop singer plays an intimate show in the co-op’s Richmond backyard.
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- Date and time
- Sunday, Jan. 26, 3 p.m.
Chali 2na and Cut Chemist concert
Two founding members of hip-hop harmony masters Jurassic 5, the ultra low-voiced Chali 2na and turntable wizard Cut Chemist, bring feel-good beats and conscious rhymes to Public Works.
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- Date and time
- Friday, Jan. 24, 9 p.m.
Chinese New Year Flower Market Fair
Celebrate the season alongside acrobats, musicians, and opera singers as you peruse the fresh flowers, fruits, candies, and home goods for sale.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Jan. 25, and Sunday, Jan. 26
Eclectic + Electric Market
Catch live music, interactive exhibits, lawn games, and local vendors around Patricia’s Green in Hayes Valley. The event is hosted by Rivian.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Jan. 25, 4 to 9 p.m.
Jamie XX
The XX’s drummer, one of the most forward-thinking producers and DJs, brings his “In Waves” tour to Cow Palace.
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- Date and time
- Saturday, Jan. 25, 7 p.m.
Quarter Century Gigaparty
An epic tech event, hosted by Outgoers’ Josh Constine, takes over the Temple nightclub with a pitch competition and AI debate, followed by a party with robots, live music, and DJs. Get your tickets early.
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- Date and time
- Friday, Jan. 31, 5 p.m. to 2 a.m.