Outgoers is a weekly column published in partnership with the new event newsletter of the same name, founded by Josh Constine. Each week, Outgoers texts readers a list of San Francisco events and activities that are worthy of their time. The Standard will feature all of those events, plus a few bonus ones, every week. Sign up for Outgoers by clicking this link (opens in new tab) on your phone.
Destroy Boys free concert
With 1 million monthly Spotify listeners, these blunt shredders will pack the aisles of the Upper Haight’s famed Amoeba Music store.
- Date and time
- Thursday, Sept. 19, 5 p.m.
Indie fashion party with Hah Couture
Dress loud and explore experimental fashion at this Mission party.
- Date and time
- Thursday, Sept. 19, 7 p.m.
Flower Piano concert, with 12 pianos you can play
Classical, jazz, and choir groups, plus amateur ivory-ticklers, fill SF’s most pastoral place with music.
- Date and time
- Friday, Sept. 20, at 12, 1, and 4 p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, Sept. 21-22, at 11 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Neo-Futurists perform 30 plays in 60 minutes
The 10-year reunion show for SF’s fast-paced gonzo theater troupe.
- Date and time
- Friday-Saturday, Sept. 20-21, 9 p.m.; Sunday, Sept. 22, 3 p.m.
Oktoberfest block party
Live music, traditional games, and endless beer flow in SF’s first open-container “entertainment zone.”
- Date and time
- Friday, Sept. 20, 2-10 p.m.
Museum of Craft and Design’s Neon Summer Party
Neon glass-bending demos, interactive mixology, and art exhibits in the Dogpatch.
- Date and time
- Friday, Sept. 20, 5 p.m.
Greek Food Festival
Traditional music and dance performances, plus way more than gyros, at Annunciation Cathedral in the Mission.
- Date and time
- Friday-Sunday, Sept. 20-22, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Portugal. The Man free concert
The “Feel It Still” rockers play in front of City Hall in the sequel to June’s Fred Again/Skrillex takeover.
- Date and time
- Friday, Sept. 20, 7 p.m.
More Than 2 Blocks of Art
Market Street lights up with a festival of exhibits at bars, restaurants, hotels, and theaters.
- Date and time
- Saturday-Sunday, Sept. 21-22, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.
ArtSpan Open Studios
Some 75 artists open their studios to visitors.
- Website
- ArtSpan (opens in new tab)
- Date and time
- Saturday-Sunday, Sept. 21-22, 11 a.m.
Goldfish and Bag Raiders headline free concert in Union Square
Expect saxophone riffs, bouncy synths, and half-billion-play hits like “Shooting Stars” from artists whose tickets usually cost at least $50.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Sept. 21, 2 p.m.
How Weird Street Faire
Dress funky and dance through SoMa at the 25th annual celebration of SF’s strangeness, with 9 DJ stages.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Sept. 21, 12 to 8 p.m.
Europe in the Park
Choirs, orchestras, dancers, and food from the Continent take over Golden Gate Park for a cultural festival.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Sept. 21, 2 to 6 p.m.
Heart of the Richmond night market
Clement Street will swell with food vendors, local merchants, and musical performances in the neighborhood’s last night market of the year.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Sept. 21, 4 p.m. to 8 p.m.
House of Tarot immersive party with Beats Antique
Debauchery and mysticism meet at a music, belly dance, and theater extravaganza.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Sept. 21, 7 p.m.
Goldfish afterparty at the intimate Cafe Du Nord
Get a second dose of live sax dance music at this tiny underground music hall in Duboce.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Sept. 21, 9 p.m.
‘Hackers’ movie-themed rave
Hack the planet! DJs pack a secret location to exalt the 1995 cyberpunk masterpiece.
- Date and time
- Saturday, Sept. 21, 10 p.m.
Cole Valley Fair block party
A family-friendly street festival with food, music, art, and vintage cars at the foot of Mount Sutro.
- Date and time
- Sunday, Sept. 22, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
- Address
- Cole St. (opens in new tab)
Chinatown Lion Dance Festival
Giant puppets perform acrobatics, with eight performing groups, including former U.S. lion dance champions.
- Date and time
- Sunday, Sept. 22, 10:30 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Money in SF Politics
The senior editor of Mission Local breaks down the impact of campaign finance on policy in a talk at the gorgeous 1920s HQ of the Wayback Machine.
- Date and time
- Monday, Sept. 23, 6 p.m.