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A goat fashion show and 9 thrifty ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day in the Bay

There’s something for everyone, whether you’re feeling the Valentine’s spirit or trying to embrace your inner Taylor Swift.

Katiusca Mascaro poses for a photo in front of a floral Valentine’s Day themed backdrop at the Ferry Building in San Francisco on Feb. 4, 2021. | Gabrielle Lurie/The SF Chronicle via Getty Images | Source: Hearst Newspapers via Getty Images

Valentine’s Day is finally around the corner—even though the pink and red decor has been encroaching on retailers’ shelves since Christmas—and San Francisco is ready to feel the love.

We’ve compiled a list of events across the city to celebrate and, as a bonus, none of these options will set you back more than $35.

For Valentines and Palentines

Check out these activities if you’re ready to lean into cheesiness, cherubs and chocolate for the holiday—whether it’s with a romantic or platonic soulmate. 

1. Love Bites! Valentine’s Food & Wine Event

🗓️ Thursday, Feb. 9
🕔 5-7:30 p.m.
📍 Ferry Building (opens in new tab)
🔗 ferrybuildingmarketplace.com (opens in new tab)

$30-$100 admission

2. Exploratorium After Dark: Sexplorations

🗓️ Thursday, Feb. 9
🕔 6-10 p.m.
📍 Exploratorium (opens in new tab)
🔗 exploratorium.edu (opens in new tab)

$19.95 admission

3. Valentine’s Day Weekend Comedy Spectacular

🗓️ Friday, Feb. 10-Saturday, Feb. 11
🕔 7 p.m., 9 p.m. 
📍 Savoy Tivoli (opens in new tab)
🔗 eventbrite.com (opens in new tab)

$10-$35 admission

4. Valentine’s Gay

🗓️ Friday, Feb. 10
🕔 7-11 p.m.
📍 924 Gilman St., Berkeley (opens in new tab)
🔗 gilman.ticketleap.com (opens in new tab)

$10 admission, $12 at the door

5. Goat My Valentine Fashion Show

🗓️ Tuesday, Feb. 14
🕔 4-6 p.m.
📍 Union Square (opens in new tab)
🔗 eventbrite.com (opens in new tab)

Free!

For a More Anti-Valentine’s Day

No rose-colored glasses here—these events are for anyone looking to have a good time even if the mood is more thorny this year. 

1. Mortified’s Doomed Valentine’s Show

🗓️ Friday, Feb. 10
🕔 7:30 p.m.
📍 DNA Lounge (opens in new tab)
🔗 getmortified.com (opens in new tab)

$25 admission in advance, $35 at the door

2. F*ck Valentine’s Day Comedy Show

🗓️ Saturday, Feb. 11
🕔 7-8:30 p.m., 9-10:30 p.m.
📍 Neck of the Woods (opens in new tab)
🔗 eventbrite.com (opens in new tab)

$10 admission

3. So This Sucks: A Night of Heartbreak & Disappointment 

🗓️ Tuesday, Feb. 14
🕔 7:30-10:30 p.m.
📍 PianoFight (opens in new tab)
🔗 eventbrite.com (opens in new tab)

$15-$25 admission 

4. Bad Blood: A Taylor-Themed Breakup Bar

🗓️ Wednesday, Feb. 1-Sunday, Feb. 26
🕔 Various scheduled times
📍 Westwood Annex (opens in new tab)
🔗 bucketlisters.com (opens in new tab)

$22 admission

Morgan Ellis can be reached at [email protected]

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