For anyone in the Bay Area who hasn't blown their entire TayTay budget or allowance on tickets and the pricey parking at Levi's Stadium, the sought-after blue Eras Tour crewneck sweatshirt is currently listed on eBay for $350.
NBC Bay Area reported Thursday that the blue crewneck had already sold out after official merch stands opened early at Levi's Stadium ahead of the Friday and Saturday night shows.
Requests to Taylor Swift's official merchandise representatives for information on a possible restock in Santa Clara were not returned by publication time.
It's the kind of desperately coveted item that's only available at venues where Swift performs, and superfans are waiting for hours ahead of her two shows at the arena tonight and tomorrow in the hopes of buying one for around $75.
Even the Swifties who found success in snatching a sweatshirt appear stupefied by their good fortune.
Allegedly, even pop royalty Haim can't get their hands on one—even if they're sharing a stage with Swift at Levi's Stadium.
Anyone disappointed that they won't be able to wear one of the decidedly understated crewnecks may have to wait until the next Taylor Swift rave comes to San Francisco or solicit a hand-me-down by holding up a cardboard sign on a freeway off-ramp in the newly renamed city of "Swiftie Clara."
Earlier this summer, Swift reportedly became the second wealthiest self-made woman in music, with her estimated net worth of $740 million surpassing Beyoncé and Madonna but still far behind No. 1 Rihanna.
Other Eras Tour blue crewneck sweatshirts were listed for sale on Poshmark for between $200 and $250 on Friday morning.
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