While San Francisco residents wait out extreme weather, some have taken safety measures into their own hands by adopting one of San Francisco’s 25,000 storm drains. Over 4,000 have been given a “home” so far through the “Adopt a Drain” program hosted by the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission.
In what’s arguably the best part, participants get to name their new drains. Standouts include “Watergrate,” “Lana Del Drain” and “It’s Draining Men.”
The influx of recent news showing the risks of inclement weather—particularly neighborhood flooding—has garnered the program significant attention on social media, with people sharing their recent adoptions and clever name suggestions. Plus, commenters from outside the city are comparing their city’s own similar programs, or their desire for one.
“I think it adds a general vibe of wanting to build a civic population that has a love of its city,” said Bobak Esfandiari, a longtime storm drain parent who first started participating in the program when it launched in 2016. A self-described YIMBY, Esfandiari’s drains have names like “Streamline Permitting!” and “Build More Homes!”
“Adopt a Drain” encourages a community effort in contributing to local cleanliness. The city’s sewer system collects stormwater and sewage water through a single pipe system, so clearing neighborhood grates eases heavy water flow that comes with heavy storms. It also keeps out unnecessary litter.
Drain parenthood is pretty simple. The SFPUC provides a website with an interactive map where you can see available drains, drains that have been adopted (and what they’ve been named) as well as drains that are particularly “in need.”
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